You know that when Wal-Mart makes cakes in its honor, you’ve got a holiday on your hands. Today is the day for “The Great American Race” — NASCAR‘s Daytona 500 (which for some strange reason I always thought was in Ohio). I have to go on record here: I know absolutely nothing about racing and never ever watch it on TV or in person. But to be honest, that’s probably because I secretly like the thrill of watching high-speed collisions and just don’t have the guts to admit it.
And on Monday it’s still Daytona 500 Day due to Sunday’s rain delay.
NASCAR! Cake! NASCAR cake!